Thursday, July 31, 2008

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. " Emo Phillips

So I had it written down on my calendar that Wednesday was my good buddy Debi's birthday and for about a month now I've been hording some killer pirate themed decorations I got from the dollar store, and Debi I thought would be the best person to use them for, not because she likes Pirates, but because she likes to have fun and likes silly things like me, so I knew she would appreciate it! So I gathered a few more trinkets woke up early yesterday morning and came upon this. . . . . .

Some one beat me too it, can you believe that???

And Here she is the culprit herself. . . . .Miss Mary the Idea stealer!

I don't think Reza had anything to do with it, but he was at the scene of the crime, so he's just as guilty!

Mary hooked Debi up with an asinine amount of bottled frappicino's. . . . .too bad Debi doesn't drink those! Guess you can't win them all!

Here's Debi looking super cute with her tissue bows! I bet she would have looked cuter with an eye patch and a hook. . . but whatever!

I will give kudo's to Mary for her delicious and ascetically pleasing birthday cake!

Now I know you're all worried that all my preparation had been in vane, not the case. Marcia the administrator here at WorkSource had a birthday last Saturday that I intended on doing something for anyway, but she was gone, so guess who got the pirate booty instead as a belated birthday surprise!!!!!

Marcia's a pretty classy lady, so I figured her donning the hat, hook, and eye patch might not be a possibility!

Betty thought she was gonna be in early so she told me I should hurry, so hanging that banner was a bit of a rush job. . . .don't judge me!

You can't tell me those hats aren't the cutest things you've ever seen!

Also, that foam gun coolest thing ever, it totally lights up and it was only a dollar!
Here's a shot of some of her loot!

So I guess all hope was not lost, just don't tell Marcia that she was kind of 2nd runner up. . . that'd be AWKWARD!


Wednesday, July 30, 2008

"A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race." ~Barbara Christine Seifert

Hello Blogging friends!

As most of you know (Because most of you are friends I stole from her)
Angie is having a baby girl!

And Kim and I are getting the guest list together for her baby Shower, YEAH!!!

So for those of you who would like an invite or know someone who would like an invite please email me yours and/or their address because we will be sending them out in a week or two. My e-mail address is
If you'd like to mark your calendar now. We will be having brunch at Becky Earl's 10am Aug 23rd. And you might wanna brush up on your famous babies and Mom's because your knowledge will be tested! It's a Baby Shower for Angie what did you expect? Guess what's in the diaper?. . . . .I don't think so!

Oh and maybe you should wear socks. . . . . because they might just get knocked off!
Hope to hear from you soon!

Monday, July 28, 2008

"Tell Me Something Good!"- Chaka Kahn

As I have previously mentioned time and time again I am an avid celebrity gossip fan, I cannot quite pinpoint what it is that fascinates me so, but there's just something about peering into the lives of the rich and famous that's so exciting. But sometimes I get sick of the same scandals over and over and over again. So today's post is my. . . . .

Top 5 things in Celebrity Gossip that no longer shock me!

1. DUI's-

I just found out Shia LaBuoef got arrested for one. . . . add him to the list. In the entertainment biz It's almost becoming a right of passage and one of those things that "Everyone Does". So it quite literally does not shock me! What I can't seem to figure out is those guys have all that money, why can't they afford to have someone drive them around if they're gonna get trashed, If I had money like that I think I could afford to cover my rear end and completely avoid the issue. . . . . ever heard of a cab. . . . .seriously guys, wise up!

2. Rehab-

Old NEWS! Who doesn't check themselves into rehab these days! I guess to cope with the stress of being in the spotlight, almost every famous person has some kind of vice, usually in the form of drugs or alcohol, but some people can get creative and go the prescription route, or dare I say it porn! You know every body's got their something. So when celebs check themselves into their cushy rehabs or Detoxes it offers no shock value because just like the DUI, Every one's doing it!

3. Good Girl's Gone Bad-

New School

Old School

I can't tell you who it started with, but it seems to me every Pop Princess, Teen sensation, and even sometimes Child Actresses do the same thing if their career continues when they turn 18. The squeaky clean image turns blase and they want people to start taking them "seriously" so they vamp up it up, they get boobs, piercings, wear short skirts, maybe even poise scantly clad on the cover of Rolling Stone, and make all their material about sex. And say things in the news like "Oh I'm just being me, and if people don't like it then who cares!" News flash ladies women have been Skank Hoin' it up since the Mini skirt revolution in the 60's! Ever heard of Cher?

She broke major modesty boundaries in her prime back in the 70's, so any of you new comers if you think your doing something original, you are sorrily mistaken and totally boring!

4. Plastic Surgery-


A) If your majorly in the public eye and pictures are posted of you everywhere, we're gonna know if you've had some work done, so own up to it! You saw something you didn't like and wanted to change it, and you had the money to do so. . . . your human big deal!


B) We all have heard it time and time again there is an insane amount of pressure to stay young in Hollywood, so when you get you're Botox injections we know why. . . .some may not agree, but the fountain of youth quest has been going on for quite sometime so if your attempting to cheat father time, we get it and it's not a scandal! If you wanna inject yourself with poison instead of saving refugees in Africa. . . . it's your money!

5. Celebrities in the news after they've been dead for a while!

You know what I'm talking about, every year around the anniversary of her death Princess Diana sparks some kind of media blitz.

When I was younger and JFK Jr. passed away in his plane with his wife I swear that story was in the news for a year with all these different theories and what they could have done to save themselves and blah blah blah, seriously so annoying and I bet they would have hated that the media kept beating their story into the ground.

I'm surprised I haven't heard much about Anna Nicole Smith lately because that was getting a ridiculous amount of air time! And the New developments just kept coming!

Can we please just except that these people are gone and it doesn't matter if any other scandals are unearthed or any new theories about their death emerges. The only thing I want to be informed of is who really shot Biggie and Tupac. . . . . and maybe John F. Kennedy!

In the meantime. . . . let it go!

I realize you reporters and writers for E! and Entertainment Tonight, The Enquirer, and the Insider etc etc etc. Can sometimes come across some dry spells, but that's when you get creative. Instead of feeding us the same tired story, think of something else! It can't be that hard! If Madonna can continue to re-invent herself then you in the media circus can certainly mix it up a bit!

Think About It!


Friday, July 25, 2008

"Tears on my pillow, Pain in my Heart, caused by you!"- Little Anthony and the Imperials

Alright friends we need to talk, last night was the worst night ever for reality dance shows because two of my favorite groups/people where in the bottom two and I don't understand why, so this is my plea to get you all voting!

First things first "America's Best Dance Crew"

The last two weeks my favorite group "Super Crew" has been in the bottom 2! Are you all captivated by Boogie Bots name and not focusing on their dancing? Because I have no idea how they are getting more votes then Super Crew! Watch this clip and tell me it's not awesome!

This particular week the assignment was to put together a routine that personified the action word in the chosen song, Super Crew got "We Fly High" by Jim Jones

I hope you're wearing socks because their about to get blown off!

These B-Boys rock my world and I need them to win. . . . .so wise up America!

Next on my list is So You Think You Can Dance

So far we've had 2 contemporaries and a Ballroom dancer claim the prize and I think it's time to see a Hip-Hoper dominate and I think the one to do that is none other then


Simon said it best this week when he said Twitch is by far the most untrained out of all of them, yet continues to deliver every week and risen to every challenge! In my mind that means he deserves to win!

Not to mention he's Friggin' ADORABLE!

These are two of my favorite numbers Twitch has done, and they happen to both be choreographed by Mia Michael's one of my most favorite's as well!

You can't tell me he's not awesome!

I also love how amazing he is theatrically, he's always in character!

Now I realize a lot of you might be rooting for Chelsea Hightower because she's a Utah girl and most likely LDS and a Brilliant, Brilliant dancer, (and so gorgeous that I wanna stab her!) I can see how your votes would be swayed in her favor, but have you seen Twitch's abs? And he's funny, and he's got personality out the gills! By this time they've narrowed it down to the top six and they are all amazing, but for diversity sake. . . . . give the Brotha a chance! OK!!!

You all better start voting, I don't wanna have to be on the edge of my seat almost ready to have a heartache because my boy is getting show'n no love!

Do the right thing. . . . I trust you!


Thursday, July 24, 2008

"God gave us memories that we might have June roses in the December of our lives."- James Barrie

It's Memory Tag Time!

Here are the rules:

1. As a comment on my blog, leave a memory that we had together. It can be funny, sentimental, embarassing, your fondest, or the first one that comes to your head!

2. Next, re-post these instructions on your blog and see how many people leave a memory about you. It's actually pretty fun to see the responses.

And don't you worry I will return the favor even if I have to call you up personally! So all you Anounymous readers out there don't be shy!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

"When God Closes A Door, He Opens a Window"- My Nana's Coffee Mug

Ok So I have good news and bad news!

First the bad news. . . . .

After much thought I have decided to postpone auditioning for American Idol this year because I am simply not ready, and when I go I want to knock em dead, and for over a year now I haven't been nearly as diligent about practicing as I used to be, and therefore my voice isn't where it should be. It's something I seriously want to do and a dream I've had for a while now, I want to make sure I'm on the top of my game, and right now I'm no where close! So I hear they offer a few music classes at Big Bend so this September when I go back to school I'm hoping to get in on that and hopefully make some improvements! And then next year it's on like Donkey Kong!

The Good News is after much proding by my Mother, a life chat with Angie and of course the comments left on my blog when I brought it up. I spoke with Dale Roth and got my foot in the door with KDRM/KBSN, the radio station here in town, and they offered to let me do an Internship with them this Summer. Right now they mainly have me training to do Remotes (That I get paid for!) which are just live broadcasts from various functions or businesses. So I can help take the load off there and free up the main DJ's (Jim Davis, Bill Ecret, and Dale) so they can do their side projects. I started doing the tracking for my own "Show" last week and that airs Sunday 6-8AM. I know what your thinking, who listens to KDRM that early in the morning on a Sunday, well no one I know, but hey You gotta start somewhere!

After my contract is up with AmeriCorps the end of August, then I will be working pretty close to full time (I'm told) at the Station and going to school to finish up my AA. It's gonna be a sad day leaving WorkSource, because I've had so much fun here, but I'm really excited to be moving on to something bigger, and possibly more fun!

I'm still in the beginning stages, but so far they've given me a lot of positive feedback. But, Let me tell ya, you'd think it would be totally easy to just talk, but it took me 45 minutes to cut a 30 sec. commercial a couple weeks ago. . . .ridiculous right? I'm also feeling a little nervous about how my personality comes across the air way but I suppose all of that will work out with time.

Anyway, I'm feeling a little less like a loser these days and I was recently told I'm ousted from my spot as the friend with the most pathetic life, a title I've held strong for about 2 or 3 years now! As much as I'd like to fight for my title back, I must say it does feel a little better actually working towards achieving a dream or you know whatever. So even though I've put a hold on one aspiration, it's full speed ahead on another!

Here's a few shots of me at my new Job!!!

I haven't come up with a snazzy radio personality name yet, it might be a little too soon.

I'm not 100% in love with these head phones, they kinda flatten my hair! Which is never good!

This is me Pretending I know how to run this mixer. . . . .we haven't gotten that far yet!


Monday, July 21, 2008

"ABC easy as 123"- Jackson 5

A = ADVOCATE FOR: People with actual talent being famous!
B = BEST FEATURE: Well obviously my closet! I take a lot of pride in dressing this body up in pretty packaging. . . . .and I usually get a lot of compliments on my ensemble choices. . . so that is my final answer!
C = COULDN'T DO WITHOUT: Music! I find music heightens the enjoyment of whatever I'm doing, no matter if it's car trips or cleaning the bathroom. . . . I would die without music!
D = DREAMS AND DESIRES: Are we talking short term or long term?
E = ESSENTIAL ITEM: Lycra, the look of weight loss without all the work!! Hee Hee
F= FAVORITE PAST TIME: I love craft time! Give me some scissors, a glue stick, and cute paper and I'm sound as a pound!
G = GOOD AT: I'm kind of amazing at talking with a lateral lisp!
H = HAVE NEVER TRIED: Internet Dating (But I might if things keep going the way they do!)
I = IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS: I'd buy you a fur coat. . . . .but not a real fur coat that's cruel!
J = JUNKIE FOR: Celebrity Gossip magazines like US weekly and People
K = KINDRED SPIRIT: Pre-Lesbian Rosie O'Donnell, She's a funny chubby girl, I'm a funny chubby girl, she was Homecoming Queen, I was Homecoming Queen, She has short arms, I have short arms. . . . .the list goes on and on!
L = LITTLE KNOWN FACT: I actually really like the smell of gasoline, that probably explains some things!
M = MEMORABLE MOMENT: Everyday is a memorable moment for me. . . .especially if it involves Angie, Michelle, and Lynette getting me to do something stupid!
N = NEVER AGAIN WILL I: Do my chicken impersonation from girl's camp, it's no longer funny, when ever I do it outside of girls camp it gets me nothing but pity laughs or awkward silence. . . My pride can't handle it!
O = OCCASIONAL INDULGENCE: Wedding Magazines, I don't know why, but I love them! They're friggin' expensive though!
Q = QUOTE: ". . . . and will you succeed, Yes, you will indeed! 98 3/4% guranteed. KID YOU'LL MOVE MOUNTAINS! So be your name Buxbum or Bixby or Bray, or Mordici Ali Van Allin O'Shay, You're off to great places, today is your day, your mountain is waiting, so get on your way!" That's from the infamous "Oh the Places You'll Go" by Dr. Suess
R = REASON TO SMILE: I'm working at KDRM and training for my dream job of being a Radio Disc Jockey!
S = SORRY ABOUT: Not returning Nette's stuff after I borrow it!
T = TAG SOME FRIENDS: Eric, and Tabitha (unless some of you haven't done it already then your tagged too!)
U = UNINTERESTED IN: Running a marathon!
V = VERY SCARED OF: The Ocean, and dead bodies
W = WORST HABIT: I'm tardy a lot because I have no sense of time!
X = X MARKS MY IDEAL VACATION SPOT: New York, New York Baby!!! I've always said everything I love about life is found there!
Y = YESTERYEAR DECADE OF CHOICE: I think I could have done big things on Vaudeville when it was in it's prime! So maybe the 20's! Before the talkies destroyed live theatre!
Z = ZODIAC SIGN: I'm a Sagitarious! Holla!

Friday, July 18, 2008

“Ye are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people. . . "- The Apostle Peter

OK so since about 99.9% percent of the readers of this blog are LDS I have decided to make this next list in hopes you will all appreciate it and understand where I'm coming from!

We Mormons are pretty weird, from the outside looking in, people who don't know anything about us would think we are all slightly crazy what with things like three hour church, staying chaste until marriage, and "magical" underwear!

Well in Deut. 26: 18 it states "(The) Lord hath avouched thee to be his peculiar people." We're supposed to stand out and not let the world change us, and as everyone else becomes increasingly more OK with sin and what not, we are supposed to stand firm, on the principles we've built our church on, and that makes us look more and more funny looking in the sights of the non-members around us.

OK enough serious talk, it seems to me that every once in a while people come a long that make us look even more Peculiar then we already are. . . . but bless their hearts for really using their agency to it's full advantage! without further adieu I Now present to you. . . . .

Emily's Top 10 Mormons (Or Former Mormons) who take the "Peculiar" label a little too far!

1.Chad Hardy-

This guy is who inspired me to write this blog to begin with, Monday I checked the MSN homepage like I usually do when I'm bored, and up popped this "Mormon Excommunicated for Shirtless Calendar" so naturally I double clicked to find out more about that gem of a headline!

Turns out Bro. Hardy here made a calendar this year called "Men on a Mission" which features Returned Missionaries poising like Chip n Dale models in the standard missionary black pants with what looks to me like their G's sticking out and no shirt. The funny part is they also have shots of them fully clothed complete with white shirt and Tye, name tag and bike and a testimonial of them sharing their feelings about church and stuff!

What a relief! all those years controlling my thoughts and trying hard not to think about how hunky that new Missionary that came into the ward was! Now that I know it's OK to lust, Game ON! And further more forget Preach My Gospel. . . . this calendar is the future of conversion, Seriously, once the ladies see for themselves how super fly our elders are . . . . .by golly I bet we couldn't keep em' out of the Baptismal fount! Why didn't we think of this sooner!!!?

The only problem is, now I bet people think you get the big X if you take pictures of guys with their shirts off! File that next to the one about us having horns, and worshiping seagulls!

You don't for the record! If you Google Chad Hardy's you'll find out there's more to the story!

2.Julianne Hough -Professional Dancer on Dancing with the Stars

Shade Clothing, Mod Bod, DownEast Outfitters, and Beautifully Modest all companies dedicated to providing modest clothing for every LDS girl just trying to look cute and trendy without becoming walking pornography . . . . . .

But this little lady threw all that out the door for the sake of dance and donned some pretty racy outfits along with some pretty skanky moves and made everyone wonder is this girl really Mormon? And made us all re-think the slogan "Modest is Hottest"! Sorry BYU-Idaho guess your gonna have to think of something different!

3.Todd Herzog, Winner of Survivor China-

Straight out the gate (no pun intended) this guy was labeled the "Gay Mormon", first episode I saw there he was with his name at the bottom of the screen and the label previously mentioned underneath in all it's glory! They couldn't have just said he was a flight attendant, I'm sure everyone would have figured out eventually his orientation, people usually do. . . .and how come you never see any "Gay Catholics" or "Gay Jews" or "Gay 7th Day Adventists" How come that never happens?. . . . it's always "Gay Mormon's" how silly! Like where the only Christian religion that isn't tolerant of Homosexuality!

4. Donnie Osmound Teen Idol and PBS Special Extrodanierre!-

"Nay Speak No Ill" is a hymn not many are familiar with, but listed in it's text is a line I try (but fail mostly) to apply in my life. . . . it goes "For if but little good is known, still let us speak of all the best we can" And of course there's the ever favorite "Let us Oft Speak Kind Words to Each other" this principle is something instilled in Latter Day Saints from Primary on, we all know we must be kind to one another because A) It's What Jesus Would Do, and B) Who are you to judge another? when you walk imperfectly! as "Lord, I will Follow thee" says.

Apparently Donnie Osmond must have forgot this principle when he made the mistake of calling Rosie O'Donnell fat on her very own talk show, this is how I think the scene went. . . Rosie was talking about flying with Donnie in the helicopter to get to one of his performances and then she proceeded to Poo Poo the idea (even though it was a joke anyway) and Donnie chimmed in with an ever charming "Plus the Helicopter couldn't hold that much weight"

Judge for yourself if that's a fat joke or not, but either way I believe this incident left your neighbors wondering. . . . wait I thought Mormons where supposed to be nice?

Don't worry though, Rosie got her revenge! She made Donnie dress up in a Dog costume and serenade her with his famous rendition of "Puppy Love"

All's well that ends well!

5.Julie From the Real World-

This girl has a last name, but all I know her as is this. Never mind that this girl had a religious melt down and questioned her dedication to the Church on national television, I think we all really know Julie best for making BYU look like a Snooty, Unrelenting school full of old people who classify Living with guys in the same category as sleeping with guys, unfortunately she was charged with breaking the honor code and it caused nation wide attention, and a lot of people to have their own religious meltdowns, I'm sure!

but don't think that made her stray she has since been married in the temple, livin' the Mormon dream, you know how we do! It's too bad she had to go through such a rough patch so publicly.

6.Sonia Johnson- American Feminist, Activist, and Writer

I'm not sure exactly how I want to try to fit this lady in, but I think she must be brought up, because she started off as a Mormon house wife proceeded to get some crazy ideas about women's rights, got ex'd, divorced her husband, ran for President, became a lesbian, and wrote a bunch of books! Later in life she went on to adapt this philosophy about sex

"experience and my Wise Old Woman are telling me that sex as we know it is a patriarchal construct and has no rightful, natural place in our lives, no authentic function or ways. Synonymous with hierarchy/control, sex is engineered as part of the siege against our wholeness and power."

Really lady?. . . . .really? has no "rightful" or "natural" place in our lives, huh? Well I don't know how you would even be around if it had no function or natural place!

Yeah. . . . .to bad this lady didn't win the presidency!

Peculiar. . . . am I right?

7.Martha Beck- Life Coach, Columnist, and Author

OK OK this lady is the daughter of Hugh Nibley and for those of you who aren't aware, Hugh Nibley is kind of a big deal he was one of our most famous church Scholars and he wrote lots of books one of which used to be a manual for Sunday School, He knew like 10 different languages, and his daughter Martha was super smart too. Her and him both taught at BYU and she eventually wrote a book about controlling your Compulsive Behaviour, which was geared towards overcoming Homosexuality. And to this day is sold in LDS bookstores.

I think the madness started when she spoke out against BYU for ousting and Xing a bunch of teachers involved in writing and bad mouthing the church. . . . . then you know the formula she gets excommunicated, divorced, turns lesbian (sound Familiar?) Wait. . . didn't she write a book about overcoming that? The only difference with her is she went on to claim that her father sexually abused her and wrote about that as well as her "Falling Out" with the Mormon church in her best selling book "How I Lost the Mormons and Found My Faith" At this point in time after finding all this out I was like how did I not know about this chick? And Now she is a life coach and teaches people how to live a happy, de-stressed life as well as she writes monthly columns in Oprah's O magazine!

Man this ladies story is like a lifetime movie waiting to happen right? I think I should have put this story at the end, because it's by far the craziest one. . . . .would you agree?

8.Benji- Winner of So You Think You Can Dance 2nd Season

Benji was another one of those Mormon Phenomenons on a dance show, and had every Latter Day Saint I know happy and giddy that one of our own was slaying the competition on a reality show! All I heard all the time was "Hey you know that Benji kid. . . . did you know he's Mormon, he even served a mission, isn't that awesome!"

It was no shock he won what with his many adoring teenage girl fans and all was well with the world. . . . . . . .

Then. . . . . .this happened. . . . .

He came back to perform season three and dropped trou and everyone wondered where their good little Mormon boy went!

9. Jeff Archuleta Overbearing Stage Dad That got banned from backstage-

This guy has been terrorizing the backstages of many a talent competition, he started with Star Search but attracted the most attention after he got banned from being backstage on American Idol last season when his son David competed, it's no crime to want your son to be the best, it seems in Jeff's case a little bit of a line was crossed. . . . but that isn't really the issue I want to discuss, does anyone else think His Dad always looked like a scary trucker guy? I mean come on dude. . . . . how did such a finely groomed adorable little boy come from such a scruff monster. . .

We have a strict clean cut rep. to protect! We can't have Mormon's running around looking like Chi-Mo's, you're from Utah. . . . . you should know better!

1. Anyone who calls themselves a "Mormon Fundamentalist"-

Polygamy cults have come and gone but never cease to end up in the news some how and all I have to say to them is. . . . . .

It's your fault that all we ever get made fun of about is having multiple wives. If you guys weren't around that joke would die like the principle we no longer practice here on earth, because it isn't necessary anymore!

Come on people get with the program!

Hey! The Willie- Martin Handcart company called. . . .they want their dresses back!

Their Temple

Our Temple

Close MoFud's. . . . .but no cigar!!!!!

Ah. . . . to think the War in Heaven was waged so people could make the crazy choices they do! Anyway, I know people more readily learn by the example of others, but I hope every once and a while they take into consideration that everyone makes mistakes, nobody is perfect, and you shouldn't judge a church by it's people, but by it's doctrine. Some mistakes are bigger then others and some mistakes are in the eye of the beholder, but nonetheless we are all subject to folly, so let's try a little harder next time, huh? Let's go back to being the Peculiar people God intended us to be!

Peace Out!

Thursday, July 10, 2008

"But if you place me among the lyric bards, I shall touch the stars with my exalted head.”- Horace

On 107.3 this morning Reesha was quizzing people on the top ten worst lyrics, and I was so mad because I knew all of them they had 2 callers that hardly got any. . . . Don’t you hate that?
So I’m going to test your knowledge, and list some lyrics myself and see how you guys do. . . . Let me know!

First off here's the radio quotes. . . . .

“She got a Prada bag with a lot of stuff in it”

“He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it anymore obvious”

“Is that yo A@#$, or is yo momma half reindeer”

“She had dumps, like a truck, truck, truck”

“I’m serious as cancer when I say Rhythm is a dancer”

“I Love You like a fat kid loves cake”

Now here are some of mine, maybe not the worst lyrics, but some I think are funny or weren't sure of exactly. . . .

“Slowly walking down the hall, faster then a cannon ball”

“My sticky paws were into making straws out of big fat slurpy treats an incredible eight foot heap”

“The way Kathie Lee needed Regis that's the way I need Jesus”

“Mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love Sweet dream, saccharine, loosen up”

“Hit my people off with the flow that be marvelous Oh Sh%$ my whole clique victorious Takin no prisoners, is straight up warriors”

“There was a good man named Paul RevereI feel much better baby when you're near”

“Sip the teajuna... I wanna roam
Find the old town chillin fools then come back home
Start an escort service, for all the right reasons
And set up shop at the top of four seasons”

“You think I'm trippin', well, I ain't trippin'
I'm buyin' if you got nice curves for your iceberg”

“Beauty's where you find it, Not just where you bump and grind it,
Soul is in the musical, That's where I feel so beautiful”

“Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she's a pumpin' like a matic, She's movin' like electric, She sure got the boogie”

Answers are posted in my comments box. . . . . .good luck my friends!!!!!


Wednesday, July 9, 2008

"Mary Mary quite contrary, how do your flowers grow."- Mother Goose

This is a bush in Lynette's backyard, and when Michelle and I where babysitting her house memorial day weekend we discovered it, I thought it was really pretty! So pretty in fact that I rocked one of these flowers in my hair at church that Sunday, but it didn't last long, by the time Sacrament was over it had wilted into a big lavender blob in my hair. . . . not cute! But anyway at least I have these pictures to remember it by!

I got a little crazy with the teasing comb and hairspray!
Here's Michelle looking cute as ever!
Are we HOT or what!!!!
We even got Kyle to join in on the fun!

Big thanks to Nette, because not only is she one of my best friends and one of my loyalist readers, but she trusts me with her house and wardrobe plus she lets me eat all her lucky charms and sleep in her bed! I'm sure lucky she's so forgiving!!!!! I Love You to Pieces Nette Nette!