"Gratitude is riches. Complaint is poverty."- Doris Day

                                                                      Thank You, 24-

For making me skeptical of Russians!

Thank You, Crazy Kid in my Math class that blesses himself when he sneezes-

                     for thinking no one in the class likes you enough to extend you that courtesy!

Thank You, claw machine at Denny's-

For reminding me who your target audience is.......

Thank You, Leggings-

          For being an alternative to pants when all mine are dirty and I have no desire to shave my legs!









Thank you Kim Kardashian-

                                               For taking "cougar" status to a whole new level!









Thank you Kyle-

For never being afraid to make a fool of yourself!

Thank You, Wind-

For styling my hair all week!

Thank You, Bret Michael's-

For proving reality dating shows don't work......but brain hemorrhages do!

Thank You, Joy-

For defying gravity!

Thank You, Big Red glasses-

For coming back into style!

you were missed!